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Re: Poll: 5 Years Later, How Do You Feel About Final Fantasy 7 Remake?

NotTelevision

It’s acceptable. Great graphics and world but let down by glacial pacing and truly awful dialogue. I think when I was younger the Final Fantasy troupes were fine but now I just can’t get into the characters and the storylines are so trite. It wouldn’t be an issue if the plot was just in the background and I didn’t need to be invested in it, but given it’s prominence, it just feels juvenile but not in a fun way. Very 15 year old boy coded.

Re: Reaction: Switch 2 Looks Solid But the Many PS5, PS4 Ports Won't Spook Sony Yet

NotTelevision

As a general rule it’s silly to buy consoles day one. I waited a year for the Switch1/ PS5 to actually get some momentum before diving in. The digital games are 60-70 bucks which is the standard price for games now. But leave it to the internet to make a mountain out of a molehill.

The silliest thing about the direct is charging for that Switch 2 demo game lol. The price for the console seems fair though. It’s a higher quality itineration of the Switch concept, and it’ll be awesome to play Elden Ring anywhere.

Re: Poll: What Are Your Thoughts on Bloodborne, 10 Years Later?

NotTelevision

It’s a great game that is made a classic by the addition of the DLC. I’m a fan of the horror theming myself and the world is incredible. In terms of quality I wouldn’t say that it is any better than the first three Souls games but is better than Dark Souls 3 which felt sorta uninspired by comparison.

Re: Mini Review: Vampire Survivors (PS5) - Indie Icon Should Come with a Health Warning

NotTelevision

@nessisonett I felt that way at first, but the more I dug into it, the more I realized how cynically designed the game systems are. I’m not sure if this sort of reptile brained “number go up, money get” approach to design is necessarily good. Unless the game is some meta commentary on the nature of video game content, divorced from context, about getting a bunch of stuff with higher numbers. I guess the experience sort of depressed me and made me want to go do something creative with my time. I’m not sure a video game should create that feeling….

Though I have increasingly become tired of JRPGs for similar reasons.

Re: Poll: Can a Game's Brutal Difficultly Put You Off Playing It?

NotTelevision

Depends on if the game is worth the struggle. I’ve powered through many games that were difficult because I was enjoying the experience overall. But then there are games where it isn’t worth it for me. A recent example is Tunic. Tried to get into it, but the difficult combat just didn’t interest me at all and the pleasure of exploration couldn’t overcome that aspect.

But some of the best games of recent years have had an effective difficulty curve. The recent trend of “cozy” games, have revealed how shallow an experience could be when everything is just given to the player by grinding. That’s why I’ve given up on so many Jrpgs as well.

Re: Disco Elysium Successor Cruelly Cancelled in 2024 Would Have Been 'Most Hardcore Disco Since Disco'

NotTelevision

@Athrum The reason it was written that way was to emulate and partially parody noir fiction written by authors like Raymond Chandler. Also to capture the feeling of “thought” in text, you’ve got to include some digressions. But yeah I suppose it seems pretentious for the video game world, but for literature not so much.

On the “up their butt” end of literary games, see Norco and Kentucky Route Zero where you are forced to watch a 10 minutes stage play on the misery of late stage Capitalism lol

Re: Everyone's Talking About Eve's Outfits in PS5 Exclusive Stellar Blade

NotTelevision

I mean it’s fine, there have been plenty of games that have come out with sexy girl outfits though. I find it an incredibly boring hand to play. There are more exciting character designs than “Korean K-pop supermodel”. This coupled with the fact that the game doesn’t appear to much of a sense of humor, kind of puts it in the aesthetically bland category for me.

Re: Video: One Year Later, Is PSVR2 Doing Enough?

NotTelevision

@showface But that isn’t really how electronic entertainment works. People bought an NES because it had Super Mario Bros. on it. They didn’t buy it in anticipation of a great innovative product to come along. PlayStation hasn’t really put their best foot forward in the space yet, and it’s their second iteration of a VR device.

Re: Alan Wake 2 (PS5) - A Nightmare We Never Want to Wake Up From

NotTelevision

I like the sound of this one, but I wasn’t a fan of Remedy’s other games. Control looked pretty and was really ambitious but the gameplay quickly got repetitive. I also felt the protagonist and the story wasn’t all that interesting. I’m definitely going to look into giving this one a go though.

Re: Sonic Superstars (PS5) - A Solid 2D Sonic Game, If You Play It Solo

NotTelevision

@Wilforce But a number will always be an internalized metric to some degree. Maybe the reviewer thought the game was below another platformer they gave a 7 to or it was below the designation of “Good”, which is what a 7 means on this site. “Not Bad” means this game is fine but the things that are unique about it aren’t necessarily well executed. The reviewer has justified that perspective in the written portion of the review.

Re: PlayStation Reveals New Official Headphones and Earbuds, Pulse Elite and Pulse Explore

NotTelevision

I really like my PS5, but one of the things that I can’t understand is this gatekeeping with proprietary accessories. I just got the AirPod Pros for 200 bucks, I’m not about to spend another 200 on buds I can only use on the PlayStation. I also have tons of Bluetooth speakers that I’m unable to connect natively to the PS5.

Bought Street Fighter 6 and looked online for a controller with a better d-pad. Nothing much under $150. I’d really like to use one of the three 8bitdo controllers I already bought, but they won’t work even with a Bluetooth dongle.

Re: Poll: Are You Playing Final Fantasy 16?

NotTelevision

@Ralizah It’s a bit of a shame they aren’t iterating on the FF7 combat system here, as that was going somewhere interesting. This feels like Platinum Games-lite. Serviceable but doesn’t stand out.

@Panic_Attache Yeah that lock-on doesn’t work very well. I find it easier to just keep moving the camera with the right stick and play it like a Monster Hunter game.

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